So this actually happened a few years ago and to my dad. He has since passed away. I am going to narrate this from his point of view.
My youngest son names all our cats weird names. We have Lickem's, Tubs, and then we have Fatness. One day I was going to town with my other son, let's call him Rob. When Rob opened his van door Fatness jumped in. We were in a hurry and decided to let Fatness ride along. We went to the grocery store, picked up some beer, and then Rob wanted to make a quick stop at his friend's apartment.
When Rob got out Fatness decided she had enough of the ride and zipped out. I started to call her by name.
"Fatness! Fatness!"
I know you already guessed where this is heading. And I wish you were wrong, but you are right. A very large woman, probably 300+ pounds walks on by. She glares at me. All I can do is try to sink lower.
TLR: called for my cat named Fatness. Large lady thinks I hollers fatness at her.
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