A few months back I decided it to be a great idea to buy a Clone Your Willy kit from Spencer's so I could make a real life replica of my junk for my girlfriend. The kit comes with some molding material and most specifically a fleshy colored vibrating mini penis that goes inside the molding. The whole arts and crafts project turned out disastrous so I ditched the idea and cleverly decided the best place (other than the garbage) to store the sole survivor of the kit, the vibrator, would be under my mattress.
A few weeks later I was forced to move to another location two states away with only a single bag of clothes in my possession. My wonderful and overly helpful family took the Easter holiday gathering to team up and pack my belongings up for me as I couldn't make it back home and haven't been there since I left.
When my belongings arrived, I was thrilled. One night it immediately dawned on me the dildo was under the mattress. My mattress is now in my new apartment. There is no dildo. Where is the dildo? Someone or many someone's found that dildo that day in front of my entire family. Nary a word has been spoken of this incident but I can only presume my entire family now thinks I'm gay.
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