I didn't know where to post this so I thought /r/TIFU would like it (maybe?)
So today morning I decided to go to the bathroom (as I always do) and when I got my penis out it was covered in something sticky. At first I was confused, but then I realized what I had done.
I tried to think what had made me do this. I didn't watch any videos or anything (the only thing I did do was stay up until 3 am playing Mario Kart 8) so I was seriously confused.
The first thing I did was to get it clean. I went into the shower and washed it like crazy (I made sure it all went down the drain) then I cleaned everything that had somehow fallen onto the floor. I even got a rubbish bag and threw away the clothes I was wearing.
My parents also organized a barbecue so I'm going to have bad thoughts about what people can smell. Oh god someone help me
TL;DR: Mario Kart 8 makes me jizz while asleep.
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