Hey Reddit Today I fucked up!
A little background... I'm a student Paramedic in my second year (so I should really know better)
Had been on one job in the morning and we got sent for a meal break. We normally get given 30mins for a meal break and that passed uneventfully as it looked as if we were going to stay on station for an uneventful Sunday (For all you guys States side, New Zealand is in the future). Start getting the rumbles deep in the pit of my bowels. Gotta take a dump! Go to the bog and drop pants, get comfy and begin. As the first brown log begins to emerge my pager pings for a Red Job (for those not in the trade, Red is pretty serious, lights and Sirens, rapid response needed)
Oh Fuck! I shout. Now I have to make a decision do I hold off the rest or fire it like a cannon, wipe and run?
Decided on the latter and poop like a bird, start frantically wiping (thank the good lord for wet wipes on station!) Pull up pants/ belt, wash hands quickly and rush to the truck my hands stinging from alcohol Gel.
We arrive on scene and it's not as serious (Bicycle accident, double broken wrists) Go through the whole Job, providing great care to my patient. My mentors are impressed and we go for a debrief. They congratulate me and all is well until..
Will! Your fly was down that whole Job..
FFFFFUUUUUUU
Unwritten rules of Paramedicine 1. You never have enough time for a shit 2. You can do the best Job in the world but if the patient notices your fly is down it's game over!
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